CRS
Chandler, Arizona, United States

There's an old saying. If you don't want someone to join a crowd, you ask them, "If everyone were jumping off of a cliff, would you?" Well, I have. So my answer would be "Yes". True story.
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Thursday, January 06, 2011

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A friend of mine on Facebook sent out an invitation for a party, and her invite said that "There will be much debauchery."

Except that I read it as "There will be much douchebaggery." And I thought, that sounds like exactly the opposite of the place I'd like to be. Just a bunch of guys with popped collars drinking Dew and giving each other tips on frosting their tips and which tan-in-a-can to buy? No thank you.

Then I realized it said "debauchery". And I thought, that sounds like exactly the opposite of the place I'd like to be. It'll probably be filled with a bunch of irresponsible 20-somethings who don't have to get up in the morning having shitty conversations and acting like assholes. No thank you.

Then the next week she posted an invitation to a party that said "A jolly time will be had by all."

And it was fucking awesome.
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with love from CRS @ 11:23 AM 

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