FOR SALE: SLIGHTLY BROKEN INTO BATMOBILE
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Batmobile, unknown year, slightly broken into - Best Offer (North Gotham)
Date: 2009-08-23, 6:43AM MST
Reply to: sale-hrpah-4814237841152877@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
The Batman totally sold me his Batmobile, but I can't afford the insurance, so I'm going to sell it to you. MUST SELL IMMEDIATELY. Also, just because he only drove it around at night doesn't mean you have to-- he totally encourages you to drive around in broad daylight, so he can see you using it, and will know that at least his precious Batmobile is being put to good use.
+ Power Door Locks
+ Power Windows
+ Radial Tires
+ Gauge Cluster
+ Clock Radio, CD Player, Ipod jack
+ Trip Odometer
+ Air Conditioning
+ Automatic Transmission
+ Fucking bullet proof.
+ A whole bunch of deeleys and lights and switches and shit all over the goddamn place that probably do awesome shit, like make fire come out the back or to make it go really fast; possibly a machinegun somewhere that may or may not shoot actual bullets.
+ Absolutely totally 100% street legal.
- Slightly broken into.
- Broken side window that totally was there when I bought it. Must've been a bad guy?
- No owner's manual.
- Does not fit into normal garages, but Batman totally wouldn't be pissed if you parked it in your drive way or out in the street. If he ever saw it parked outside your house, it would make him real happy to know that his Batmobile was being used in a good home.
- Discharges powerful jolt of electricity when you try to jimmy the door open with a crow bar. In case you lose the keys, you probably should not try this.
MUST SELL IMMEDIATELY. Please contact me at (992) 555-7324. THIS IS A TEMPORARY NUMBER AND WILL BE DISABLED ONCE THE CAR IS SOLD. Cannot sell during the daytime because of my work schedule, I am very busy, but I don't want to sell it too far after dusk, because that's when the Batman is most likely to be out fighting crime, and I don't want him to see me selling it, for fear that he will be an Indian Giver and just want the car back for the amount I paid. I will take whatever I can get for it, I just need it off my hands IMMEDIATELY.
- Location: North Gotham
- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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