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12 BLOND CHICKS WHO LOOK EXACTLY ALIKE WIN MISS SWEDEN 2009

Friday, May 08, 2009

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STOCKHOLM-- For the first time in 51 years, judges for the Miss Sweden Pageant held in Stockholm have simultaneously named twelve chicks Miss Sweden due to the judge's inability to tell them apart.

"Our jobs are really the most difficult in the whole world," Hjalmar Sologub, one of eight judges of the pageant told reporters for the Stockholm news. "Every year we get more than fifty blonde chicks with blue eyes up on stage who all look creepily alike, and we have to find the one that stands out the most. It's a next to impossible task."

"This year, we got down to the final twelve completely indistinguishable blond chicks, and it just seemed like Jävlar, satan och helvete! They all look so much the same, we cannot possibly pick one of these blond babes over the other," says Sologub. "And I mean that literally, we were literally incapable of choosing one over the other, on account of not being able to tell who was who."

All 12 simultaneous winners of the Miss Sweden Pageant passed the talent round by singing their favorite ABBA songs in a Swedish Death Metal style. "The talent portion is always everyone's favorite part of the competition," says the judge. "It's like an entire hour of death metal. Some of these hot blond chicks play ABBA death metal solos on the double bass drum, some do interpretive death metal dances to ABBA, while still others shred death metal on guitars that are shaped into the word ABBA. All 12 of our simultaneous winners this year sang ABBA in a hoarse, death metal grumble. One right after the other. It was mesmerizingly captivating."

In the end, however, the judges were forced to concede that they didn't know which of the blue eyed blonds was whom, and gave all twelve the title of Miss Sweden.

"It was like a scene in a sci-fi thriller where somebody has to decide which of two clones to shoot, one is the wife, and the other is the evil twin. Except there were 12 of them, and they were hotties, not villains. And we weren't going to shoot anybody, just trying to choose who would be the hostess at the 2009 Svinhufuud Pancake and Meatball Festival, and other exciting, wholesome and sexy Swedish activities."

"Ultimately, however, this isn't really that big a deal. No one will be able to tell that our country has twelve different Miss Sweden 2009s," concluded Sologub, "provided that no two of them are ever in the same room together."
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