CRS
Chandler, Arizona, United States

There's an old saying. If you don't want someone to join a crowd, you ask them, "If everyone were jumping off of a cliff, would you?" Well, I have. So my answer would be "Yes". True story.
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Hypothetical Question About Porno

Saturday, July 05, 2008

this entry brought to you by beck, "loser"


There's a pornography producer, and he wants you to be in his new movie, and money absolutely is not an object. He's willing to negotiate any number you want. However, the terms of your contract, for some reason, state that your parents have to see it within a couple weeks of it being finished. You don't have to be with them when they see it, in fact, if you absolutely must, with the money you make you can leave the country so you don't have to see your parents until after they've completely gotten over it, but it's inevitable. They will watch the porno in its entirety. How much is the minimum amount of money you'd be willing to accept to make a porno you know your parents will see?
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with love from CRS @ 9:21 AM 

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