CRS
Chandler, Arizona, United States

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That's It, I'm Sick of Shaved Pubic Hair

Thursday, March 13, 2008

this entry brought to you by nirvana, "smells like teen spirit"


I used to tell girls, when asked, especially by girls whose pubic area I had a chance of seeing, that I didn't care if they were shaved or not. And that was certainly true. If a girl felt like shaving down there because she felt like she was too bushy, then fine, I didn't have a problem with that. If, however, she didn't want to bother, then it didn't make a difference to me. Sure, a shaved pubis is nice when you're-- uh, doing your manly duty that doesn't involve simultaneous pleasure-- but really, even in that case you can just hold it aside. Pubic hair has never been a big deal with me. On the other hand, sometimes a shaved bikini area was cute. So long as she didn't shave it into retarded designs, shaved pubic hair could be a nice surprise. But the point is I wasn't ever particularly looking forward to that, nor disappointed when it was the opposite that I got.

With that said, I should admit that I consume a lot of pornography. I'm what you would call a porn connoisseur. And I have got to say it. I'm fucking sick of shaved pubic hair.

Now don't get me wrong. Some guys when they become dads with daughters suddenly become disgusted with that sort of thing. It has nothing to do with being a dad. I'm not one of those prudes who insists that a shaved crotch makes a girl look like she's illegal, and therefore any man that demands it secretly wants to have sex with a little girl. I do think it's weird that so many men demand it, and I do think that it's kind of, uhm, perverted to insist, and I do wonder why the hell a guy wouldn't be cool either way, but then again, I also think that men obsessed with anal sex have something else going on in their head than just "sex", but that's neither here nor there. The point is I'm not anti-shaving on a moral stance. I just am sick of looking at it.

I'm sick of it! I'm sick of seeing girl after girl after girl who removes her bottom and reveals the exact same snatch as the one before her. All clean, all smooth, all baby bare, all boring. It's like looking at trimmed eyebrows that have been plucked so harshly they no longer have any shape. They're just not interesting. They look unnatural. They look bland. Whenever I see a woman with pubic hair, there's something unique about her. Even if her patch is the exact same patch as the girl next to her, it still feels more like her than it would if she shaved it. It looks more individual, it looks natural, the way a girl ought to look, it looks, well, kinda sexy. Sometimes it doesn't quite match the hair on top. Sometimes it does. Either way there's this sort of beautiful unison going on. It feels at one with the universe. It feels fuckable, like I know I could grind on her and feel a softness, rather than that weird sweaty smoothness of a shaved one, or worse, the hair-growing-in-pins-and-needles feel of two days later. I think part of the problem might be the fact that I'm tired of the way so many girls go out of their way to look exactly like every other girl. The way a girl will cut her hair the same way as her best friend, who cut her hair the way she saw the cool girl do it, who cut her hair the way a girl on tv did it. And they dress the same, and they talk the same. And they even cut their pubes the same, despite the itching as it grows back in, the hassle of upkeep, the discomfort of razor burn, and the grossness of ingrown hairs.

Don't get me wrong. I'm not necessarily condoning women throwing away their oppressive razors and running around like hairy beasts. I've tried to look at pictures of naked women with hair in their arm pits, and in fact, have been around a girl who never shaved her armpits-- and that girl I saw naked virtually all the time-- and no, I don't think I'm down with that. Let it be known that I'm not against it, I mean, a woman can treat her body hair however she wants ultimately. But I don't really find it sexually attractive the way I do a smooth woman with smooth legs and smooth armpits. But the pubic hair? Why not just leave that alone?
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with love from CRS @ 10:02 AM 

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