CRS
Chandler, Arizona, United States

There's an old saying. If you don't want someone to join a crowd, you ask them, "If everyone were jumping off of a cliff, would you?" Well, I have. So my answer would be "Yes". True story.
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The Least Comfortable Myspace Survey in the Whole World

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

this entry brought to you by yeah yeah yeahs, "tick"


A friend of mine reposted a survey called "The Uncomfortable Survey" on Myspace. After getting about half way through it, I decided it was only uncomfortable if you were 12 years old, home schooled, believed that Christ would punish you if you looked at the opposite sex in such a way as to find a person attractive, and also partially retarded. So I decided to add questions that are actually uncomfortable, and I thought I'd share this with you. See if you can guess which ones are mine!

THE UNCOMFORTABLE SURVEY
[ lets see if you can get through it ]

Shortest relationship?:

Longest relationship?:

How many boyfriends / girlfriends have told you that they love you?

Have you ever thought that you were going to marry the person you were with?

Have you ever attempted to suck on any of your sexual organs?

Have you ever made a boyfriend / girlfriend cry?

Are you happier single or in a relationship?

Ever get off on animal porn, even if accidentally?

Have you ever been cheated on?

What is your favorite thing you notice about the opposite sex?

Have you ever broken some one's heart?:

Do you like the taste of your own sexual fluids? If yes, then why?

Talk to any of your exes?:

Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend?:

Ever walk in on your parents doing "it", and linger to continue watching perhaps a little too long?

Have you dated people who were not good to you?:

Have you been in an abusive relationship?:

Do you dislike blacks?

...How about Mexicans?

...Asians?

Have you ever dated someone older than you?:

Younger:

...Come on, seriously. There's got to be a race you dislike?

Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?:

If you could make a biological weapon that would make one race die a horrible death, what race would it be?

Ever dated two people at once?:

Ever been given an engagement ring?:

Ever consider slipping someone a roofie?

...If you laughed at that, then you're an asshole. Why did you laugh at that?

Do you want to get married?

Ever seriously think you might have a sexually transmitted disease, and then have sex anyway?

...If so, with whom?

Do you have something to say to any of your exes?

Ever stolen some one's boyfriend or girlfriend?:

Ever liked someone else's boyfriend/girlfriend?:

Does heartbreak really feel as bad as it as sound?

Do you think that, within the next six months, you're going to snap, and then take the automatic weapon you bought recently to work and start killing everyone?

...If so, then who do you think you'll probably start with?
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with love from CRS @ 8:45 AM 

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