CRS
Chandler, Arizona, United States

There's an old saying. If you don't want someone to join a crowd, you ask them, "If everyone were jumping off of a cliff, would you?" Well, I have. So my answer would be "Yes". True story.
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I'm tired of blue-tinted Ass Antlers

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

this entry brought to you by black rebel motorcycle club, "head up high"


I'm going to admit, once upon a time, I actually found the lower-back tattoo on ladies to be kinda sexy. This is unusual for me because I normally don't go for tattoos, but what I liked about it was that it wasn't just tacky body art, it actually accentuated a woman's body. And I kinda dug that.

But women have this thing, and it's true of women of all ages but especially true of young women: much as I adore them, I would be lying if I said they don't have a tendency to, you know, purposefully make themselves exactly like everyone else. When Jennifer Aniston feathered her hair, every girl in America had "The Jennifer", and that's a look that still, to this day, persists in astronomical numbers. When one girl decided to get blonde highlights, every other girl, no matter what hair color she originally had, thought that would be a great idea. Then some girl went overboard and put blonde streaks in her hair so that it looked like a bronze statue pissed on her, and suddenly every girl in the country thought that was the coolest shit ever. You would hear them tell one another, "Oh you have the prettiest hair. I love your hair. You should get blonde streaks."

But the thing about hair trends is that, eventually, they go away, whether it be because the individual girl grows out of it or something else comes along. But while tattoo trends might eventually stop spreading like a virus, in twenty years we're not going to be able to turn our heads without seeing a 40 year old bag of flesh with "celtic patterns" dabbled right above her ass like a set of blue antlers every time she bends over to pick up something one of her dozen of horrible little children knocks over in the grocery store. You want to know why? Because tattoos don't go away. Seriously, what Alpha Girl in charge of all the other trendy little fucking brats decided that every single girl with a misplaced rebellious streak must have her lower back doodled on? It's gotten to the point where we're already seeing mid-life crisis moms desperately attempting to cling to their long-past expired coolness doing it because it's "sexy", who will show that thing off like you want to see it, which is different than the aforementioned future moms who already made and completely forgot about their trendy decision. And really, the whole thing has just gotten so omnipresent it's beyond disturbing.
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on this day last year GRIZZLY MAN! SECRET MACHINES! COCA COLA BLAK! THE QUATRO! on last year's POLARITY!
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with love from CRS @ 8:33 AM 

1 Comments:

i'm sexy and i have a tattoo so there.

nerd.

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