CRS
Chandler, Arizona, United States

There's an old saying. If you don't want someone to join a crowd, you ask them, "If everyone were jumping off of a cliff, would you?" Well, I have. So my answer would be "Yes". True story.
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The Reality of Meeting Celebrities

Thursday, March 08, 2007

this entry brought to you by smashing pumpkins, "the tale of dusty and pistol pete"


THE FANTASY OF MEETING A CELEBRITY:
Excuse me, Mr. Pitt? I've been waiting for this moment for a long while. Can you spare just a moment?


Sure thing, man, what's up?


Well, I've been saving this one up. I always told myself, if I ever meet you and I could ask you one question, it would be this: [Incredibly deep, profound question]?


...Hmm. Nobody's ever asked me that before. I'm going to have to think about that one for a minute. Tell you what, you wanna grab a cup of coffee and we can discuss this?


Of course!


...and that, of course, would lead to a long, meaningful relationship with said star. Or at least when he was interviewed two years later, he might mention you. "I met a fan once and I'll never forget this..."


THE REALITY OF MEETING A CELEBRITY:
HOLY SHIT! OH MY GOD! YOU'RE BRAD PITT!


Yes. Yes I am.


!!!


...


!!!!!!


...Uhm, so yeah, I have to get going now. Bye.


THE OTHER REALITY OF MEETING A CELEBRITY:
Excuse me, are you Brad Pitt?


No, but I get that all the time.


Oh. Uhm. Sorry to bother you.


No problem.[leaves]


...Fucking Brad Pitt's an asshole. Fuck that guy. Egotistical shit head.
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on this day last year i am really sick of this political environment we live in, where insane people with insane views that are patently false are given as much time and as much of a platform to argue their non-arguments as people who are not patently wrong. and yet, here we are. a very well-written entry.
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with love from CRS @ 11:38 PM 

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