CRS
Chandler, Arizona, United States

There's an old saying. If you don't want someone to join a crowd, you ask them, "If everyone were jumping off of a cliff, would you?" Well, I have. So my answer would be "Yes". True story.
Profile continued . . .

ARCHIVES!
Meanwhile, in an Alternate Universe...

Friday, January 19, 2007

this entry brought to you by sons and daughters, "dance me in"



Let's see here... I think I'll go to Funnyvideos.com and see more clips of men getting hit in the testicles. *click*




Hahaha! Right in the testicles. Man, that's hilarious.


Hmm? What's this? Some sort of pop-up ad? Let's see here... "1stPornoEverOnTheInternet.com... Watch hot and horny sluts suck and fuck in every way"... Huh? What the hell does that mean?


*click*




...Oh my god.


Dude! Quick! You gotta come see this!


What's up, man? Did you find another hilarious video of a man getting hit in the testicles? I love those.




What are those two people doing?


They're doing sexually deviant, premarital things to one another, and they captured it on video and put it on the internet!


Now hold on, there. We don't know they're not married.


I don't see any ring on that finger! Do you?




This. This is amazing.


It's more than amazing, it's the most amazing thing I've ever seen in my entire pathetic life. And this website has hundreds of them! For free!


Dude, we've got to show everyone this.


Wait, hold on, man. Think about that for a second. What would watching videos of sexual activities do to our friends? To society? I think we should keep this to ourselves.


You're right. With great power comes great responsibility.


Exactly. And may God have mercy on our souls for all the massive ejaculations we will henceforth cause to ourselves.


Epilogue: Unfortunately, Alternate Universe Chris couldn't handle having this knowledge to himself, and told another friend about the site under the strictest of confidence. That friend turned out to not be very trustworthy, and told someone else. Within two weeks, all of civilized society in this alternate universe had collapsed entirely.
-----



on this day last year did you ever try to eat prestige chocolate ice cream? damn rich stuff. damn rich.
-----



with love from CRS @ 11:07 PM 

0 Comments:

Post a Comment