CRS
Chandler, Arizona, United States

There's an old saying. If you don't want someone to join a crowd, you ask them, "If everyone were jumping off of a cliff, would you?" Well, I have. So my answer would be "Yes". True story.
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Did You Know That Insomnia Won't Kill You? It's True!

Thursday, December 28, 2006

this entry brought to you by the yeah yeah yeahs, "phenomena"



Excuse me, do you know where the bathroom is? I'm new working here, and I haven't quite got my way around yet.


....Zuh.


Excuse me, what did you say?


...Nnn....


What's with that guy?


Him? Oh, he's The Guy That Hasn't Slept in Seven Years.


Wouldn't that kill you?


Nope. Lack of sleep doesn't actually kill you, even though you'd think it would. He's got a world record actually.


Oh my god, I think I've heard of him! What's it like?


I dunno. Why don't you ask him?


Hey! What's it like being awake for 7 years?


...Cuh.


What was that?


SHUT UP. I'LL KILL YOU. I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU.
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with love from CRS @ 10:48 PM 

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