CRS
Chandler, Arizona, United States

There's an old saying. If you don't want someone to join a crowd, you ask them, "If everyone were jumping off of a cliff, would you?" Well, I have. So my answer would be "Yes". True story.
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A Philosophy to Live a Better Life

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

this entry brought to you by the national, "baby, we'll be fine"


Always assume the worst about everything. This way, since things are rarely at their worst, you will live in a constant state of relief. For example, if you see that someone is walking towards you, assume that guy is going to shoot you in the head. When he doesn't-- awesome! You're alive! Hallelujah! Glory be! And then that guy will pass someone else, assume that he'll shoot them in the head. When he doesn't, fantastic! You both get to live! Now the two of you are in a secret club for People Who Didn't Get Killed By That Guy. Then when he gets in his car and drives off without hitting someone, you've just inducted a new member! Every day will be the best day of your life.

And, in the event you do get shot in the head, you won't be disappointed-- you saw that shit coming.
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two days ago, last year a one liner not even cute enough to bother clicking.

yesterday, last year another one liner, but at least cute enough to click. but only if you're bored.

on this day last year WIKIPEDIA! TARGET! SONIC YOUTH! OK COMPUTER! on last year's POLARITY!
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with love from CRS @ 7:03 PM 

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