CRS
Chandler, Arizona, United States

There's an old saying. If you don't want someone to join a crowd, you ask them, "If everyone were jumping off of a cliff, would you?" Well, I have. So my answer would be "Yes". True story.
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The Entry That Was Almost My Thanksgiving Entry

Thursday, November 23, 2006

this entry brought to you by a perfect circle, "the hollow"


I had this idea for a Thanksgiving Day entry: Kentucky Fried Turkey. I had this image in my head of someone greedily chowing down on this enormous fried drumstick, and the description would be how the Colonel takes only the fattest, juiciest, 30 pound turkey he can find, adds his original herbs and spices, then deep fries them, for some finger- gobblin' good flavor. And the idea of this gigantic turkey piece being deep fried would just make your arteries clog.

Unfortunately, I worked both the day before Thanksgiving, as well as Thanksgiving day, plus my photoshop skills aren't very good, so finding a picture of someone happily chowing on a chicken leg, then a seperate, close-up picture of a chicken leg, then photoshopping them together to make it seem like the person was eating a giant drumstick, seemed like an impossible idea to realize in the time allotted to get it posted on Thanksgiving, so the idea had to be abandoned. Still, I thought it was a pretty damn funny idea.
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on this day last year a review of alien vs predator. was this my first full-length bad review? i think it was.
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with love from CRS @ 10:35 PM 

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