So, you like-a the hold, eh?
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Thank you for calling your local Insurance Company. All representatives are currently on calls. Your call will be answered in completely random order, regardless of order received. If you are the first in queue, it could be hours before you hear from someone. If you just call, you might be the next answered. Who knows? Anyway, if you didn't want to be put on hold, you would have just gone to our website, which has all the same functions as our 1800 number, only without hold times. So obviously you like it. Have fun, creep.
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with love from CRS @ 9:15 PM
Saturday, March 25, 2006

Thank you for calling your local Insurance Company. All representatives are currently on calls. Your call will be answered in completely random order, regardless of order received. If you are the first in queue, it could be hours before you hear from someone. If you just call, you might be the next answered. Who knows? Anyway, if you didn't want to be put on hold, you would have just gone to our website, which has all the same functions as our 1800 number, only without hold times. So obviously you like it. Have fun, creep.
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