Oh? Well I'd be more than happy to help you die.
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Whenever I call up a customer service line, I tell them, "Yeah, my name is Chris, I'd like to pay my bill." And they respond by saying, "Sure, I'd be more than happy to help you with that."
Have you noticed this? When the hell did companies start making all of their representatives say this? And what, exactly, is "more than happy", anyway? At what level are you, processing my bills, that you're more than happy? What iexactly is that? Ecstatically happy? Outrageously happy? Irrationally happy? Superifically fantasmically happy? I mean, I don't mind people being happy to help me pay my bills. If I pay my bills it means that their company will get more money, thus ensuring a paycheck. So not only do I not mind happiness, I kind of expect it, at least a little. But more than happy? I don't know about all that. Just process my damned payment.
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with love from CRS @ 7:56 PM
Thursday, February 09, 2006
Whenever I call up a customer service line, I tell them, "Yeah, my name is Chris, I'd like to pay my bill." And they respond by saying, "Sure, I'd be more than happy to help you with that."
Have you noticed this? When the hell did companies start making all of their representatives say this? And what, exactly, is "more than happy", anyway? At what level are you, processing my bills, that you're more than happy? What iexactly is that? Ecstatically happy? Outrageously happy? Irrationally happy? Superifically fantasmically happy? I mean, I don't mind people being happy to help me pay my bills. If I pay my bills it means that their company will get more money, thus ensuring a paycheck. So not only do I not mind happiness, I kind of expect it, at least a little. But more than happy? I don't know about all that. Just process my damned payment.
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