Myspace Picture Pet Peeves
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I hate it when people are holding up bottles of alcohol in their Myspace photos as if having the name "pArTyGuRl1984" didn't smack me in the face hard enough to tell me they like partying. And do people really think they look best when they're drunk? Glassy eyes, flushed cheeks, sweaty forehead, mussy hair, that idiotic smile, that stain on you clothes? Do you really get compliments on those pictures?
I also hate when people take group pictures, especially when the person isn't in the foreground. C'mon, don't make me fucking guess who you are. And what the hell are you trying to prove, anyway? Yes, I understand that you have friends-- good for you. Maybe now one of them can get a camera and take a normal fucking picture of you?
But at least that's not as bad as the people with pictures of themselves on cell phones. "Look at me! I'm probably talking to someone on the other end of the line! You know you want to add me. You know I'm not actually a loser, because afterall, I might have friends!"
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with love from CRS @ 10:08 PM
Sunday, February 19, 2006
I hate it when people are holding up bottles of alcohol in their Myspace photos as if having the name "pArTyGuRl1984" didn't smack me in the face hard enough to tell me they like partying. And do people really think they look best when they're drunk? Glassy eyes, flushed cheeks, sweaty forehead, mussy hair, that idiotic smile, that stain on you clothes? Do you really get compliments on those pictures?
I also hate when people take group pictures, especially when the person isn't in the foreground. C'mon, don't make me fucking guess who you are. And what the hell are you trying to prove, anyway? Yes, I understand that you have friends-- good for you. Maybe now one of them can get a camera and take a normal fucking picture of you?
But at least that's not as bad as the people with pictures of themselves on cell phones. "Look at me! I'm probably talking to someone on the other end of the line! You know you want to add me. You know I'm not actually a loser, because afterall, I might have friends!"
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