Being the King of Cock
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At first, you might think being the King of Cock would be kinda gay, but then you would begin to notice how helpful it would be.
Say you're in a prison shower and you drop the soap. You bend over to pick it up and you feel someone coming up behind you. "KNEEL, COCK, BEFORE YOUR MASTER!" you would say, and the rapist, thrwarted, would say, "Ah, I didn't want to slam your ass anyway."
Or maybe you're at a party where there are mostly guys, and only one or two good lookin girls, and naturally every guy is after them like hound dogs. You could clasp your hands together and then open them slowly, parting the sea of cock, thus giving you uninterrupted access to the ladies.
Or maybe you're the sensitive type, and you have a lot of female friends, and one of them is maybe a little homely and just broke up with a boyfriend. You could have her point out the best looking guy she can find, and you can approach him and say "COCK, OBEY YOUR MASTER AND HAVE SEX WITH MY FRIEND UNTIL SHE IS SATISFIED!"
At the very least, if some jerk is saying that you're gay because you're the King of Cock, you could make his penis erect, thus confusing him about his sexuality. "YOUR COCK IS HARD. YET I AM THE ONLY ONE AROUND. WHO IS THE HOMOSEXUAL NOW?"
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with love from CRS @ 9:41 PM
Wednesday, February 01, 2006
At first, you might think being the King of Cock would be kinda gay, but then you would begin to notice how helpful it would be.
Say you're in a prison shower and you drop the soap. You bend over to pick it up and you feel someone coming up behind you. "KNEEL, COCK, BEFORE YOUR MASTER!" you would say, and the rapist, thrwarted, would say, "Ah, I didn't want to slam your ass anyway."
Or maybe you're at a party where there are mostly guys, and only one or two good lookin girls, and naturally every guy is after them like hound dogs. You could clasp your hands together and then open them slowly, parting the sea of cock, thus giving you uninterrupted access to the ladies.
Or maybe you're the sensitive type, and you have a lot of female friends, and one of them is maybe a little homely and just broke up with a boyfriend. You could have her point out the best looking guy she can find, and you can approach him and say "COCK, OBEY YOUR MASTER AND HAVE SEX WITH MY FRIEND UNTIL SHE IS SATISFIED!"
At the very least, if some jerk is saying that you're gay because you're the King of Cock, you could make his penis erect, thus confusing him about his sexuality. "YOUR COCK IS HARD. YET I AM THE ONLY ONE AROUND. WHO IS THE HOMOSEXUAL NOW?"
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