Chris Looks Like a Porn Star.
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There's a game going around where you type your name and then "looks like" all in quotes in Google, and then you post your best results. Since I don't feel like posting anything long or that requires any thought (and besides, I feel like since my 200th entry, I've been on kind of a hot streak of hilarity, so I feel like I can take a break), I thought I'd participate. Here are some "Chris Looks like" results, via Google.
"But i love this shot. Chris looks like a porn star."
Thank you. I've since gained a little weight since my porn star days, but it's nice to know people can still see it in me.
"Chris looks like an old woman in that hat, but he's still ready to lick Chastity!"
You're damned right I was ready to lick Chastity. I was a porn star. I did it all day! I was always ready! As for the hat... I'd really rather not talk about it. You know how prevelent drug use is amongst porn stars, right?
"Chris looks like he might cry. Without even dismissing the candidates, Trump asks George who he'd fire. George picks Chris, and Carolyn does the same..."
Yeah, I know I looked like an old woman in that hat! Did that mean those bastards had to backstab me on The Apprentice?
"See, now it's 1999 and Chris looks like a Dutch William Shatner, Tina and Dave look a little tired, and Jerry Harrison is still trying to be cool, ..."
Wait, 1999 was my Dutch William Shatner phase? And I didn't know I was still hanging out with Tina, Dave, and Jerry Harrizon from the Talking Heads at that point in time.. Jesus, how much drugs was I on?
"And Chris looks like he's doing God Speed. - Beau"
Actually, I remember when Beau said this, and he wasn't talking about drugs, he was talking about my... acting style.
"Want to see what Chris looks like? Click here to watch him in action with the live studio cam (this is only available on Sundays between 3 - 6pm) ..."
Every time you view my Sunday show, proceeds go to Porn Against Poverty, my charity organization.
"Chris looks like he's furious, like there's a hundred things he wants to say. He settles for "What the holy fuck is going on in your head. ..."
The funny part? If you click the link, it really does send you to porn. Isn't that hilarious?
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with love from CRS @ 8:06 PM
Tuesday, December 27, 2005
There's a game going around where you type your name and then "looks like" all in quotes in Google, and then you post your best results. Since I don't feel like posting anything long or that requires any thought (and besides, I feel like since my 200th entry, I've been on kind of a hot streak of hilarity, so I feel like I can take a break), I thought I'd participate. Here are some "Chris Looks like" results, via Google.
"But i love this shot. Chris looks like a porn star."
Thank you. I've since gained a little weight since my porn star days, but it's nice to know people can still see it in me.
"Chris looks like an old woman in that hat, but he's still ready to lick Chastity!"
You're damned right I was ready to lick Chastity. I was a porn star. I did it all day! I was always ready! As for the hat... I'd really rather not talk about it. You know how prevelent drug use is amongst porn stars, right?
"Chris looks like he might cry. Without even dismissing the candidates, Trump asks George who he'd fire. George picks Chris, and Carolyn does the same..."
Yeah, I know I looked like an old woman in that hat! Did that mean those bastards had to backstab me on The Apprentice?
"See, now it's 1999 and Chris looks like a Dutch William Shatner, Tina and Dave look a little tired, and Jerry Harrison is still trying to be cool, ..."
Wait, 1999 was my Dutch William Shatner phase? And I didn't know I was still hanging out with Tina, Dave, and Jerry Harrizon from the Talking Heads at that point in time.. Jesus, how much drugs was I on?
"And Chris looks like he's doing God Speed. - Beau"
Actually, I remember when Beau said this, and he wasn't talking about drugs, he was talking about my... acting style.
"Want to see what Chris looks like? Click here to watch him in action with the live studio cam (this is only available on Sundays between 3 - 6pm) ..."
Every time you view my Sunday show, proceeds go to Porn Against Poverty, my charity organization.
"Chris looks like he's furious, like there's a hundred things he wants to say. He settles for "What the holy fuck is going on in your head. ..."
The funny part? If you click the link, it really does send you to porn. Isn't that hilarious?
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