Taking the lazy way out of posting... A survey!!
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I am not sure if I've ever posted one of these surveys on my page in its previous incarnation. In fact, I very rarely even get these in my email-- I think my friends just know by now not to forward me anything, or face my wrath.
Nevertheless, I have posted the results to an on-line quiz before (although, me being me, at least I added some commentary on it, as opposed to just copying and pasting the results like a goddamn lazy idiot, or like you even give a damn), and I actually think this is better than that, and I need to get a quickie entry out today, so here ya go:
Name -
Chris
Haircolor-
The picture at the top of this page? Yeah, that's not an illusion. My hair really *is* dark brown/black.
Eye color-
Brown. I didn't have much of a choice in that, considering my half blackness.
Height-
6'3"
Daytime or night time? -
Night time, although to tell you the truth, I'd rather it be daytime, because night time is so boring. Everyone's asleep, and the people who aren't are scary. Or much cooler than me. Or both!
Do you believe in equal opportunity? -
What the fuck kind of question is that? Why don't you just ask me if I'm a racist or not? The answer is no, I'm not a racist.
Favorite way to unwind -
I would've said playing video games a while ago, but nowadays I have been listening to music like some kind of machine that needs music to fuel its battery cells, so I will have to say sitting down with a good CD.
Favorite drink -
Pepsi. *thinks about it for a second* Wait, I just realized that you probably mean alcoholic drink, yet my first assumption was soda. And I think that says a lot about me.
Least favorite subject in school -
Advanced Assraping Geometry. I DON'T NEED TO PROVE A = A, ASSHOLE!
If you could rid the world of one thing right now, what would it be and why? -
Right at the moment? I'm going to go with organized religion. Because I think that everything bad in the world stems from it. Racist morons and people afraid of progess through education will feel that way whether religion existed or not. But if I could magically get rid of religion, they wouldn't have an inivisible best friend in the sky, a long-dead man, and a book written by neither to blame it on. And we wouldn't have to pretend like there was a "debate" on whether or not the 10 commandments belong on front porch of a courthouse or not. There is no "debate" when one side is arguing facts and the other side is arguing fish. And without organized religion, we wouldn't have to pretend to give these morons equal voice.
Do you have a lucky number? -
My lucky number is YOU, baby. That's right, that didn't make any sense. Who wants to make something of it?
Are you superstitious? -
Uhm... No?
Last person you called -
This question is a lot harder than it ought to be. I honestly have no fucking clue who I last called.
Person you WISH would call you -
She knows who she is. *cries*
Favorite snack -
Cheezits. Which I haven't eaten in a while.
Is marriage in your future? -
Uhm... Forever, I hope? I mean, didn't I vow that?
Have any pets? -
Yes, I have a cat. I used to have two cats. *cries more*
Favorite places to travel -
Bookman's! A used book store down the road. Yeah, I really don't get out much.
Do you have a memorable/favorite kiss? -
ALL OF THEM.
Traits you find desirable in other people -
Breasts. No, wait, that makes me sound like a pig. Hmm. Breasts AND a pretty face. Yeah, that's better. Also, I require good taste in music, good taste in music, and a relatively high level of intelligence with which to talk at length about said good tastes. Actually, I'm going to broaden that. I like people who are passionate about things in general. There are some topics of conversation that I don't actually have any interest in but will listen to at great lengths if the person talking about them is passionate.
Traits you loathe in other people -
This is a very, very long list. So I will try to be as general as possible, so I don't come off as an asshole who hates everybody: I hate mediocrity. Care about something. Anything! Don't just exist. There are too many people that just exist. Stop striving to be laid back and cool and agreeable. There can only be one Fonzie, and he, though cool, was not interesting. Be interesting!! Or suffer wrath!
Favorite desert -
Mint chocolate chip ice cream.
Favorite colors -
Red and black. I mostly just wear black, though.
Dress down or pimp out?? -
If by pimping out you mean mostly wearing black, then yes.
Favorite movie? -
Aliens. I realized after writing a list of 25 of my favorite movies that, despite how arty and pretentious I pretend to be, my favorite movies are everybody's favorite movies. Everybody cool, anyway.
Favorite song -
At the moment? Probably "The Hand That Feeds" by Nine Inch Nails.
Person you'd elect as your next president/prime minister/leader -
I'd happily vote for John Kerry if he ran again.
Favorite book -
I don't really read books much, so this is a tricky question. I will default to a broader definition of the word "book" than is probably expected when this question was written, so I will say it is probably a tie between Shade, The Changing Man by Peter Milligan, Death: The High Cost of Living by Neil Gaiman, and The Maxx by Sam Kieth.
Would you prefer a night of staying in or a night of raising hell? -
Night of staying in. There are a lot of video games I need to catch up on.
Do you prefer living life by the seat of your pants OR one leg at a time? -
One leg at a time. I am BORING.
Pet peeves -
Millions. To pick one off the top of my head: People who wish you to have a "blessed" day on their answering machine. Listen, I'm cool with you wishing me well, I have no problem with you blessing my day. That's fine. It would be awfully asshole-ish of me to reject your well-wishing. But if you're going to be all religious when I didn't specifically ask you to be, could you at least pronounce the word right? It's not "blessed", it's "blessED". Have a "blessED" day!! You would think that you would *know*, being all religious and everything, how to pronounce the fucking word!
Is it possible to have your cake and eat it too? -
I know what the metaphor means. I'm a very learnED person. But I never understood why this would be a bad thing. Who wants to have a nice cake and just sit there and stare at it?
Favorite automobile -
Mitsubishi Eclipse. Or the eponymous Prius, cuz it's so fucking cool.
Have any crushes? -
Dozens.
Things you hope to accomplish in your lifetime before your time is up -
Shoot the movie I'm writing right now. Do my comic book thing. Have my daughter reach 18 and never be intoxicated in any fashion.
Which would you rather be....A)Judge B)Jury or C) Executioner ? -
All judges do is play with their penis pumps all day. I'm all jury, all the time, baby.
Is there life beyond Earth? -
I think a better question would be to question whether there is life *on* Earth.
Jesus or Santa -
If I could, I would make a transformer that turned from Santa to Jesus. Wouldn't that be awesome? (and yes, Jesus would be his "true" form... They don't call it CHRISTmas for nothing)
Coffee or tea -
Tea is for hippies.
Nicotine or wacky tobacky -
Wacky tobacky is for hippies. Nicotine is for fucking morons.
Left or right -
Right handed, left winged.
Peanut butter or jelly -
Both, combined into a disgusting, vaguely liquor-like concotion.
Vanilla, chocolate or strawberry -
Mullatto.
Popcorn or cracker jacks -
Cracker jacks. Duh.
'Big Bang' or 'He created the world...' -
He created the world with the big bang. Ah. So THAT'S what it feels like to have my cake and eat it too!
Black or white -
Mullatto.
Up or down -
Always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom.
Half full or half empty -
Half empty. Just like you soul.
In or out -
Yeah, you really ran out of questions about five questions ago, didn't you?
Your zodiac sign -
Aquarius. There's a song about me. It's kind of shitty, though.
If you had your own country, what would you name it? -
No Homers.
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with love from CRS @ 9:26 PM
Saturday, November 05, 2005
I am not sure if I've ever posted one of these surveys on my page in its previous incarnation. In fact, I very rarely even get these in my email-- I think my friends just know by now not to forward me anything, or face my wrath.
Nevertheless, I have posted the results to an on-line quiz before (although, me being me, at least I added some commentary on it, as opposed to just copying and pasting the results like a goddamn lazy idiot, or like you even give a damn), and I actually think this is better than that, and I need to get a quickie entry out today, so here ya go:
Name -
Chris
Haircolor-
The picture at the top of this page? Yeah, that's not an illusion. My hair really *is* dark brown/black.
Eye color-
Brown. I didn't have much of a choice in that, considering my half blackness.
Height-
6'3"
Daytime or night time? -
Night time, although to tell you the truth, I'd rather it be daytime, because night time is so boring. Everyone's asleep, and the people who aren't are scary. Or much cooler than me. Or both!
Do you believe in equal opportunity? -
What the fuck kind of question is that? Why don't you just ask me if I'm a racist or not? The answer is no, I'm not a racist.
Favorite way to unwind -
I would've said playing video games a while ago, but nowadays I have been listening to music like some kind of machine that needs music to fuel its battery cells, so I will have to say sitting down with a good CD.
Favorite drink -
Pepsi. *thinks about it for a second* Wait, I just realized that you probably mean alcoholic drink, yet my first assumption was soda. And I think that says a lot about me.
Least favorite subject in school -
Advanced Assraping Geometry. I DON'T NEED TO PROVE A = A, ASSHOLE!
If you could rid the world of one thing right now, what would it be and why? -
Right at the moment? I'm going to go with organized religion. Because I think that everything bad in the world stems from it. Racist morons and people afraid of progess through education will feel that way whether religion existed or not. But if I could magically get rid of religion, they wouldn't have an inivisible best friend in the sky, a long-dead man, and a book written by neither to blame it on. And we wouldn't have to pretend like there was a "debate" on whether or not the 10 commandments belong on front porch of a courthouse or not. There is no "debate" when one side is arguing facts and the other side is arguing fish. And without organized religion, we wouldn't have to pretend to give these morons equal voice.
Do you have a lucky number? -
My lucky number is YOU, baby. That's right, that didn't make any sense. Who wants to make something of it?
Are you superstitious? -
Uhm... No?
Last person you called -
This question is a lot harder than it ought to be. I honestly have no fucking clue who I last called.
Person you WISH would call you -
She knows who she is. *cries*
Favorite snack -
Cheezits. Which I haven't eaten in a while.
Is marriage in your future? -
Uhm... Forever, I hope? I mean, didn't I vow that?
Have any pets? -
Yes, I have a cat. I used to have two cats. *cries more*
Favorite places to travel -
Bookman's! A used book store down the road. Yeah, I really don't get out much.
Do you have a memorable/favorite kiss? -
ALL OF THEM.
Traits you find desirable in other people -
Breasts. No, wait, that makes me sound like a pig. Hmm. Breasts AND a pretty face. Yeah, that's better. Also, I require good taste in music, good taste in music, and a relatively high level of intelligence with which to talk at length about said good tastes. Actually, I'm going to broaden that. I like people who are passionate about things in general. There are some topics of conversation that I don't actually have any interest in but will listen to at great lengths if the person talking about them is passionate.
Traits you loathe in other people -
This is a very, very long list. So I will try to be as general as possible, so I don't come off as an asshole who hates everybody: I hate mediocrity. Care about something. Anything! Don't just exist. There are too many people that just exist. Stop striving to be laid back and cool and agreeable. There can only be one Fonzie, and he, though cool, was not interesting. Be interesting!! Or suffer wrath!
Favorite desert -
Mint chocolate chip ice cream.
Favorite colors -
Red and black. I mostly just wear black, though.
Dress down or pimp out?? -
If by pimping out you mean mostly wearing black, then yes.
Favorite movie? -
Aliens. I realized after writing a list of 25 of my favorite movies that, despite how arty and pretentious I pretend to be, my favorite movies are everybody's favorite movies. Everybody cool, anyway.
Favorite song -
At the moment? Probably "The Hand That Feeds" by Nine Inch Nails.
Person you'd elect as your next president/prime minister/leader -
I'd happily vote for John Kerry if he ran again.
Favorite book -
I don't really read books much, so this is a tricky question. I will default to a broader definition of the word "book" than is probably expected when this question was written, so I will say it is probably a tie between Shade, The Changing Man by Peter Milligan, Death: The High Cost of Living by Neil Gaiman, and The Maxx by Sam Kieth.
Would you prefer a night of staying in or a night of raising hell? -
Night of staying in. There are a lot of video games I need to catch up on.
Do you prefer living life by the seat of your pants OR one leg at a time? -
One leg at a time. I am BORING.
Pet peeves -
Millions. To pick one off the top of my head: People who wish you to have a "blessed" day on their answering machine. Listen, I'm cool with you wishing me well, I have no problem with you blessing my day. That's fine. It would be awfully asshole-ish of me to reject your well-wishing. But if you're going to be all religious when I didn't specifically ask you to be, could you at least pronounce the word right? It's not "blessed", it's "blessED". Have a "blessED" day!! You would think that you would *know*, being all religious and everything, how to pronounce the fucking word!
Is it possible to have your cake and eat it too? -
I know what the metaphor means. I'm a very learnED person. But I never understood why this would be a bad thing. Who wants to have a nice cake and just sit there and stare at it?
Favorite automobile -
Mitsubishi Eclipse. Or the eponymous Prius, cuz it's so fucking cool.
Have any crushes? -
Dozens.
Things you hope to accomplish in your lifetime before your time is up -
Shoot the movie I'm writing right now. Do my comic book thing. Have my daughter reach 18 and never be intoxicated in any fashion.
Which would you rather be....A)Judge B)Jury or C) Executioner ? -
All judges do is play with their penis pumps all day. I'm all jury, all the time, baby.
Is there life beyond Earth? -
I think a better question would be to question whether there is life *on* Earth.
Jesus or Santa -
If I could, I would make a transformer that turned from Santa to Jesus. Wouldn't that be awesome? (and yes, Jesus would be his "true" form... They don't call it CHRISTmas for nothing)
Coffee or tea -
Tea is for hippies.
Nicotine or wacky tobacky -
Wacky tobacky is for hippies. Nicotine is for fucking morons.
Left or right -
Right handed, left winged.
Peanut butter or jelly -
Both, combined into a disgusting, vaguely liquor-like concotion.
Vanilla, chocolate or strawberry -
Mullatto.
Popcorn or cracker jacks -
Cracker jacks. Duh.
'Big Bang' or 'He created the world...' -
He created the world with the big bang. Ah. So THAT'S what it feels like to have my cake and eat it too!
Black or white -
Mullatto.
Up or down -
Always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom.
Half full or half empty -
Half empty. Just like you soul.
In or out -
Yeah, you really ran out of questions about five questions ago, didn't you?
Your zodiac sign -
Aquarius. There's a song about me. It's kind of shitty, though.
If you had your own country, what would you name it? -
No Homers.
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