A Party Phenomenon I Don't Understand
this entry brought to you by portishead, "biscuit"
Dude! Whattup, man? My homey and I were just cruisin' by your place... Is this a party?
Uhm, yeah, but...
Mind if we come in and fuckin' party with you guys?
Well, see, here's the thing... It's kind of a private party. Just friends. You know?
We brought beer...
You did? Yes! Come in! Into my home, where all my things are! Where I keep all my expensive shit, such as my TV and priceless, fragile heirlooms, plus my thousands of CDs! I don't know who you are, but you brought beer! And my friends and I are going to drink all of your beer! It is you who is now at the disadvantage, sucker! You made the mistake of spending 20, maybe 30 dollars of your money, and it has now been wasted, because we will drink it all! You are a moron who does not like his money, and my friends and I will take advantage of you! Now come into my home! That way you too can get drunk! I don't know who you are, but finding out what strange people are going to be like drunk is a hobby of mine! And what they will be like drunk in my home with access to my shit is like, the icing on the cake! Make yourself nice and comfortable! Just remember, you gave us the cheap, horseswill-flavored beer, and we will not refund your hard earned cash! You are about to get hosed!
with love from CRS @ 5:18 PM
Saturday, November 12, 2005
Dude! Whattup, man? My homey and I were just cruisin' by your place... Is this a party?
Uhm, yeah, but...
Mind if we come in and fuckin' party with you guys?
Well, see, here's the thing... It's kind of a private party. Just friends. You know?
We brought beer...
You did? Yes! Come in! Into my home, where all my things are! Where I keep all my expensive shit, such as my TV and priceless, fragile heirlooms, plus my thousands of CDs! I don't know who you are, but you brought beer! And my friends and I are going to drink all of your beer! It is you who is now at the disadvantage, sucker! You made the mistake of spending 20, maybe 30 dollars of your money, and it has now been wasted, because we will drink it all! You are a moron who does not like his money, and my friends and I will take advantage of you! Now come into my home! That way you too can get drunk! I don't know who you are, but finding out what strange people are going to be like drunk is a hobby of mine! And what they will be like drunk in my home with access to my shit is like, the icing on the cake! Make yourself nice and comfortable! Just remember, you gave us the cheap, horseswill-flavored beer, and we will not refund your hard earned cash! You are about to get hosed!
