A Public Service Announcement About Boxer Shorts
this entry brought to you by the mars volta, "l'via l'viaquez"

Boxer shorts are the great affirmation of manhood. Without the constant flopping of a lump of flesh in one's pants, how else does one not forget that he is a man? Without having to remove a clinging testicle from one's own inner thigh, how is one sure he is not a woman? Leave the girlie "tightie whities" to those guys with inner security. For the rest of us, take our boxer shorts, and take away our very manhood.
*brought to you by The Council of Fragile Male Egos
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with love from CRS @ 8:30 PM
Saturday, June 04, 2005

Boxer shorts are the great affirmation of manhood. Without the constant flopping of a lump of flesh in one's pants, how else does one not forget that he is a man? Without having to remove a clinging testicle from one's own inner thigh, how is one sure he is not a woman? Leave the girlie "tightie whities" to those guys with inner security. For the rest of us, take our boxer shorts, and take away our very manhood.
*brought to you by The Council of Fragile Male Egos
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