Being a Criminal in Metropolis Must Suck
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If I lived in Metropolis, I don't think I would be a criminal. I'm sure most criminals think, hey, Superman's busy fighting off intergalactic super villains from another dimension, so he has no time for me. And the Metropolis police are pussies who rely too heavily on Superman. So hey, I'm gonna knock off a jewelry store.
Not me, though. And it's not just cuz I'm a decent fellow.
Imagine Superman just got back from another dimension where Lex Luthor is worshipped as a God. Or say he's just getting over a really nasty Penance Stare from Darkseid. He's having a bad day. And here's your dumb ass robbing a bank. So he swoops down and grabs the loot, but instead he pulls a little too hard, and off come your arms. Or say he tries to tap you but it accidentally turns into a punch and you go flying into telephone wire?
Fuck that shit. All law-abiding for me.
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with love from CRS @ 6:37 PM
Thursday, June 02, 2005
If I lived in Metropolis, I don't think I would be a criminal. I'm sure most criminals think, hey, Superman's busy fighting off intergalactic super villains from another dimension, so he has no time for me. And the Metropolis police are pussies who rely too heavily on Superman. So hey, I'm gonna knock off a jewelry store.
Not me, though. And it's not just cuz I'm a decent fellow.
Imagine Superman just got back from another dimension where Lex Luthor is worshipped as a God. Or say he's just getting over a really nasty Penance Stare from Darkseid. He's having a bad day. And here's your dumb ass robbing a bank. So he swoops down and grabs the loot, but instead he pulls a little too hard, and off come your arms. Or say he tries to tap you but it accidentally turns into a punch and you go flying into telephone wire?
Fuck that shit. All law-abiding for me.
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