The Return of Danny the Dopehead
this entry brought to you by the white stripes, "stop breaking down"
What's up? You called?
Yeah.
Well?
Nothin'. I was just missing you.
Oh yeah? Well I'm actually glad your stupid page has been down for so long. Every fucking time I'm on your page I fucking look like an idiot. Fuck that, man. In fact, fuck you.
...So anyway, I been reading this book showing evidence that all the presidents since Geroge Washington are all related and in this secret society to give power to the reptilian shape-shifting aliens in the Senate. It's good, but it reads a little slow. Bet you didn't think I was into politics, did you? Hold up, lemme light this shit up.
Yeah, how exactly long are you going to just hold that zippo to it?
Sorry. I just like lipping it!
Welcome back, Danny.
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*this book might seem like it would be a lame gag, except that it's not a gag. It is real and I actually know a guy who's read it.
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with love from CRS @ 7:26 PM
Friday, May 27, 2005
What's up? You called?
Yeah.
Well?
Nothin'. I was just missing you.
Oh yeah? Well I'm actually glad your stupid page has been down for so long. Every fucking time I'm on your page I fucking look like an idiot. Fuck that, man. In fact, fuck you.
...So anyway, I been reading this book showing evidence that all the presidents since Geroge Washington are all related and in this secret society to give power to the reptilian shape-shifting aliens in the Senate. It's good, but it reads a little slow. Bet you didn't think I was into politics, did you? Hold up, lemme light this shit up.
Yeah, how exactly long are you going to just hold that zippo to it?
Sorry. I just like lipping it!
Welcome back, Danny.
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*this book might seem like it would be a lame gag, except that it's not a gag. It is real and I actually know a guy who's read it.
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