Chandler, Arizona, United States

There's an old saying. If you don't want someone to join a crowd, you ask them, "If everyone were jumping off of a cliff, would you?" Well, I have. So my answer would be "Yes". True story.
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Men Cannot Raise Their Testicles on Their Own

Thursday, March 27, 2014

this entry brought to you by glados, "want you gone"

A female friend of mine asked me if men could raise and lower their testicles by themselves. I said no, they did not. She said "Well, I wouldn't know."

Yes you would.

If men could raise and lower their testicles, there would have been a video on Ebaum's World all the way back in 1999 of a guy making his testicles dance for five minutes set to the song "Peanut Butter Jelly Time". would have had an entire section dedicated to weird videos of bouncing testicles. There would have been an All Your Base testicle remix. It would have been unavoidable.

with love from CRS @ 1:02 PM 


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