Chandler, Arizona, United States

There's an old saying. If you don't want someone to join a crowd, you ask them, "If everyone were jumping off of a cliff, would you?" Well, I have. So my answer would be "Yes". True story.
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Surprises are Always in Store at Wal-Mart

Wednesday, July 03, 2013

this entry brought to you by queens of the stone age, "turnin' on the screw"

I only find myself in a Wal-Mart once a year or so. Last time it was because I was out with a friend and we were near one and she wanted cigarettes. Prior to that it was because I needed Pedialyte for a vomiting baby and everything else was closed. And it seems like every single time I'm in a Wal-Mart, I see a person with a physical disability that somehow I have never seen before. I'm not saying I have a problem with people with physical disabilities, I'm saying that I have been on the planet for 34 years and I should not be surprised by them anymore. Yet when I somehow find myself in Wal-Mart, I'm like, yes, that man appears to have a Quatto growing out of his neck. I don't even know how that's possible. That woman seems to have some sort thick, runny substance literally dripping from her armpits. I'm sure her children love her very much.

with love from CRS @ 1:40 PM 


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