Chandler, Arizona, United States
There's an old saying. If you don't want someone to join a crowd, you ask them, "If everyone were jumping off of a cliff, would you?" Well, I have. So my answer would be "Yes". True story.
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The Perfect Solution to Remaining Calm Under Tense Situations
with love from CRS @ 2:36 PM
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Often times people ask me why I'm so cool and collected in stressful situations. The reason is because I read often read Forbes magazine, and I have tips that all the Fortune 500 executives use: When things get stressful, you just take a moment to breathe in, relax, and masturbate yourself to orgasm. Doesn't matter the situation. Wife going into labor? Go run off a batch. Police pulled you over for a busted tail light and you have a bag of weed in the trunk? Jerk that shit. Board members want to remove you from your position of CEO? How can he remain so calm under such tense situations?