Chandler, Arizona, United States

There's an old saying. If you don't want someone to join a crowd, you ask them, "If everyone were jumping off of a cliff, would you?" Well, I have. So my answer would be "Yes". True story.
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The Best Thing About Surviving the Apocalypse

Thursday, November 01, 2012

this entry brought to you by blur, "song 2"

The best thing about surviving the apocalypse, after the few of us banded together, and created a camp and a system of shared survival, was the fucking. Initially the fucking was all fear this-is-the-end-of-the-world fucking, which honestly is pretty awful. But once you get a handle on things and have a steady way of eating and drinking water without threat, you start to move into the comfortable fucking, and then the fucking where everybody just swaps sex partners, and then finally moves into just straight out orgies whenever there's a lull in conversation. Then you get bored of orgies and start pairing off one by one, then you get comfortable, and then the cycle repeats itself.

The worst part about surviving the apocalypse was listening to the smokers complain about not being able to have a cigarette. Jesus Christ, like the rest of us don't have things we also really, really miss.

with love from CRS @ 11:45 PM 


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