CRS
Chandler, Arizona, United States

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WORLD'S YOUNGEST DOCTOR SUED FOR ELEVEN COUNTS OF MALPRACTICE

Tuesday, October 09, 2012

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SAN DIEGO-- Boy genius and the world's youngest doctor, 14 year old Timothy "Timmy" Huntley, has been sued for a grand total of eleven counts of malpractice just three months after graduation.

Charges include not recognizing and diagnosing the symptoms of a bladder infection; marking the wrong testicle to be removed; whooping and hollering when seeing "where babies come from"; diagnosing a diabetic individual with "Fat-fuck-a-betes" just before high fiving a nurse; declaring a breast cancer sufferer's breast "too hot" to be removed; and refusing to remove a goiter from a patient before three of his buddies came to see how "fucking sick" it was.

Said Huntley in his defense over Xbox Live while playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3, "Fuck those stupid asshole poseur babies down at the medical board, they're just jealous cuz I gots skillz." Huntley then shouted at his mother, asking why it was taking her so long to bring him those cookies he'd been asking for.
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with love from CRS @ 12:40 PM 

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