Chandler, Arizona, United States

There's an old saying. If you don't want someone to join a crowd, you ask them, "If everyone were jumping off of a cliff, would you?" Well, I have. So my answer would be "Yes". True story.
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Batman's Hobby

Saturday, June 16, 2012

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If you think about it, Bruce Wayne has got to have a hobby. I mean, besides beating the shit out of bad guys and detectiving the shit out of clues to find bigger bad guys. And yes, he probably has a huge collection of cars, but again, that's probably for practical purposes. He needs something to keep his mind busy for the five minutes a day when he's not thinking about Batmanning around. I'll bet Bruce Wayne has a shitload of porn. But not just any porn. I'll bet Batman is into vintage porn. And I'll bet he never masturbates to them. He just stares.

with love from CRS @ 6:52 PM 


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