CRS
Chandler, Arizona, United States

There's an old saying. If you don't want someone to join a crowd, you ask them, "If everyone were jumping off of a cliff, would you?" Well, I have. So my answer would be "Yes". True story.
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Fat Chicks You Work With

Saturday, January 08, 2011

this entry brought to you by nirvana, "smells like teen spirit"


Whenever you work with a fat chick and you're in close proximity with her for long periods of time, at first you don't really think about her in anything beyond just a person you work with. But after about a month you think, you know, she has really pretty eyes. And after about two months you think, wow, she's got such a bright smile.

And after about three months you think, Holy shit I want to fuck her so goddamn bad I'd take a punch right in the dick if I could just fuck her.

The worst part is that you can't tell your friends. Because, hey, it's the fat chick at work. But the thing is they all want to fuck her too.
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with love from CRS @ 12:24 PM 

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