CRS
Chandler, Arizona, United States
There's an old saying. If you don't want someone to join a crowd, you ask them, "If everyone were jumping off of a cliff, would you?" Well, I have. So my answer would be "Yes". True story.
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Bang! You're Dead!
this entry brought to you by thom yorke, "the eraser"
Sometimes when little boys are out in public they'll start running around, pretending to shoot people. And whenever this happens, when a boy pops out from behind a corner and points his finger at me and goes "Pyew!", I get irrationally mad. And yeah, any time kids are being rowdy in public and bothering people and their parents aren't doing anything about it it's annoying, but when little boys pretend to shoot me, even though I know they could be doing it to anybody, I always take it personally. The kid is like "Pyew!" And I'm like "Oh yeah, kid? Try that shit again. I will fuck you up. Next time they better be real bullets, and you'd better kill my ass, because I will find you and fucking destroy you."
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with love from CRS @ 7:59 AM
1 Comments:
man, you're no fun. i would be clutching my heart and staggering all over the ground talking about "you got me, YOU GOT ME... martha honey, i'm comin' home to ya... *gasp* *wheeze*" and then i'd fall down and kick my legs once or twice and give out a death rattle which as everyone knows sounds like "Bleah!" and then i'd die. with my tongue sticking out. and why? BECAUSE I'M NOT A BIG OL' MEANIE LIKE YOU.
