CRS
Chandler, Arizona, United States

There's an old saying. If you don't want someone to join a crowd, you ask them, "If everyone were jumping off of a cliff, would you?" Well, I have. So my answer would be "Yes". True story.
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Your Best Friend's Little Sister

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

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Do you remember that brief period of time-- maybe it was a whole year, but it was probably something like between six to nine months-- when you started to realize your best friend's little sister was really fucking cute and was starting to get a body, but your best friend himself didn't realize it, and didn't realize other people would think so?

You would be over at his house and he'd be like, "Sigh, mom says my little sister's gotta play with us. I'm sorry, man, but I have to bring her along. If you don't want to play anymore I understand. She ruins everything."

And you'd be like, "Oh god, not her again. Man, I hate it when she's around. Oh god. Please. Can't you get rid of her. Sigh. Well. I've got nothing better to do at home I guess, so I might as well stay here, even if that means having to put up with your dumb sister. We might as well just play another round of 'Whoever Guesses the Number I'm Thinking of Gets to Sit in My Lap.' What, man? You're tired of playing that game? Well then we'll have to up the ante to make it more interesting. We'll play naked. Your sister, as always, gets to go first. Cuz she's a girl and we have to give her a fair chance, since girls are naturally worse at everything."
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with love from CRS @ 3:15 PM 

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