CRS
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OBAMA ANNOUNCES ENTIRE HOPEFUL ADMINISTRATION TO BE COMPRISED OF BLACK PEOPLE

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

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WASHINGTON-- In an unprecedented move today, Democratic Presidential Nominee Barack Obama announced during a party convention full of cheering supporters, not only his running mate, stated to be current mayor of Newark, NJ, Cory Booker, but also his entire hopeful cabinet. Unexpectedly, Obama declared that every single member of his administration would be black. To further emphasize his point, Obama declared that "each member of my cabinet will be blacker than the last, with current mayor of New Orleans C. Ray Nagin as Secretary of Defense, Wesley Snipes as the Attorney General, George Clinton as the Secretary of the Treasury, all the way down to the Post Master General, who will be a former gang member named Antoine 'Stabby' Jackson."

"Many pundits," Obama said today in a press conference, "have speculated that it would be political suicide for me to have a black running mate as vice president. I say that it would be suicide to not have a black running mate. I want to send a message to every would-be assassin with racist motivations, who just can't stand to see America run by a black man-- if you take me out, there's going to be another brown skinned man or woman to take my place."

Obama then showed an elaborate Power Point presentation, explaining different scenarios that might come up, and how in every case, a black person would be the acting president. "The Vice President will never be in the same building as me from this point forward," he explained, "nor the Attorney General, Wesley Snipes, who will also not ever be in the same building as the Vice President. A potential assassination plot would have to go through a long series of insurmountable hurdles to take out multiple members of this administration, and even still, a person with even darker skin will be there to take my place if worse comes to worst. And if something happens to that person, expect them to be replaced with even darker skin, and so on."

"Believe me," he concluded at the end of his 45 minute conference. "I love America, and I love America's potential even more. Beautiful things have come from this country, and will continue to come from its hard-working, optimistic people. Truly, this is the greatest society on Earth. It's also a society that has a sick, festering underbelly of vile, moonshine-swilling racists who would rather rape their own mother continuously for months at a time than see a non-white as president, and to them I say, do your worst."
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