Chandler, Arizona, United States
There's an old saying. If you don't want someone to join a crowd, you ask them, "If everyone were jumping off of a cliff, would you?" Well, I have. So my answer would be "Yes". True story.
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Double Ply Toilet Paper Should be the Minimum Requirement for All Workplace Bathrooms
with love from CRS @ 3:32 AM
this entry brought to you by radiohead, "bangers and mash"
That toilet paper they use at every workplace is like, one ply, and I hate it, because I never feel like I've wiped enough. I wipe and wipe and wipe and wipe until there's nothing there, then I wipe one more time. Yet I still find myself going back in the bathroom 10 minutes later because I feel like I didn't wipe enough.
When I worked in an office where everyone inhabited cubicles, I was just tall enough that as I walked by my ass was pretty much at the level of every single one of my coworker's heads. I used to feel super self conscious, because if I'd just gone to take a shit and was coming back to my own cubicle, I was afraid I hadn't wiped enough, and would be afraid that whoever I passed by would smell my ass as it wafted by.
There was one particular girl named Tajana who, for a time, sat directly behind me, and I couldn't get to my desk without walking past her. I walked up to our side of the office after having taken a dump, and I just had this feeling that my ass wasn't as fresh as it could be. I approached her desk to walk by and she smiled up at me. She was an extremely attractive girl with a fantastic body, and always wore these low-cut dresses that always gave very, very generous exposure to her cleavage, and I looked down at her smile, happy to see me and those boobs... I stopped, turned around, and quickly went back to the bathroom to wipe more. I just couldn't stand a girl smiling at me with her bosom overflowing and then getting a whiff of ass, even though I'd wiped before until the paper was clean.
ps. yes honey, you have fantastic, overflowing boobs as well, and no, i don't want you to get a whiff of ass either, but we share the same bathroom so sometimes this is impossible.
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