CRS
Chandler, Arizona, United States

There's an old saying. If you don't want someone to join a crowd, you ask them, "If everyone were jumping off of a cliff, would you?" Well, I have. So my answer would be "Yes". True story.
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This is Hell

Sunday, May 06, 2007

this entry brought to you by nine inch nails, "beginning of the end"


Some people think that hell is fire and brimstone. Others think that each person's individual hell is different and unique. Both are wrong. In fact, everyone's hell is exactly the same. In hell, you are put into a single room, approximately the size of an average bedroom, where you will stay for the rest of your life. There are no doors, however, there are windows that do not open. Outside, it is beautiful. There's a wonderful view, and birds constantly sing, and children are constantly playing. However, you will never get to enjoy the sounds and the sights of the outside world, because in the next room your grandparents have sex. Loudly,. A lot. Not constantly, they do in fact take breaks that sometimes last hours. But right when you have gotten comfortable again, they start at it again. The sounds of their lovemaking will be rapturously joyous, and your grandparents will use filthy words to lustily encourage one another on. This will go on throughout eternity. You'll begin to wish there was fire and brimstone, because you could probably get used to that eventually.
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with love from CRS @ 8:24 AM 

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