CRS
Chandler, Arizona, United States

There's an old saying. If you don't want someone to join a crowd, you ask them, "If everyone were jumping off of a cliff, would you?" Well, I have. So my answer would be "Yes". True story.
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How to Ride the Bus

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

this entry brought to you by sleater-kinney, "words + guitar"


If, for whatever reason, you're forced to degrade yourself and ride the city bus, the worst thing that can happen to you is people talking to you. You would assume that listening to headphones would keep people from talking to you, and this is often true-- but not always true. I, however, have come up with a fool-proof way of making sure nobody talks to you. First, make sure you wear your dirtiest sweater inside out and backwards. This works better if there's some sort of pattern or image sewn in, so you can tell that there's no way you accidentally put it on backwards. Once you get on the bus, make up a song about Jesus and sing it to yourself. It's important that you make up your own song, because at all means you do not want somebody recognizing your song and joining in. If you follow these steps and get creative, not even a thrice born again Christian whose personal agenda is to personally convert every person on the earth at every chance given would talk to you.
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on this day last year EVERYTHING IS ILLUMINATED! THE CHECHEN TERRORISTS! THE PS3! KILTS! on last year's POLARITY!
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with love from CRS @ 10:52 AM 

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